Fans often remark on how surprisingly tall Rufus is (6ft11), but it’s important to remember that during a large section of every The Darkness concert, Rufus is actually perched atop a drums stool. Watch carefully though and you’ll see him standing up for a few key moments; usually at the beginning and at the end.

His favorite drum sticks are made out of wood, and his favorite colour is probably blond.

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Frankie’s father was an ice pirate from the future and his mother is French.

What makes Frankie tick? Bass. Japanese food. The small of a woman’s back.

Frankie is a sensual, sophisticated lover; a true provider. Approach with tenderness, otherwise he’ll be all over you “like a pig at a tatty”.

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The lady contingent love to watch Daniel writhe in a circular motion while his fingers explore the fretboard, as if the rosewood was a hitherto unchartered hectare of rainforest gateaux. When the guitar squeals involuntarily to his touches, there is seldom a dry seat in the house.

With a loaded 6 string on his back, he plays for keeps and shoots riff-laced bullets from the hip, directly into your heart.

Daniel and his family live inside a giant amp.

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I was borned in the past. I will die in the future.

You lot can fuck right off.

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